Hello and welcome to Bolt City!

Hey, who put you in charge? This is ridiculous.

The boss says that he's too busy to post these blog entries, so he sat me here and asked me to do it.

Is he paying you?

He said he would give me stock options, so when this company really takes off, I'll be rich!

Right. It's the 90's all over again.

He also gave me a nice mousepad!

I didn't get one.

It even has a jelly wrist rest.

I will destroy you.