Hey guys, I was just blowing air into a balloon and my cheeks began to hurt right where it joins the jaw. It's like a stretchy kind of pain. It kind of burns. Do you know what it's called?

 

Bzit?

 

Hmm...Maybe nobody's actually come up with a name for it yet. Hey, I can name it! It's likely I'm the first one to come up with the idea to name it. Sweet! It can be my claim to fame. We can call it Kazu-itis or something.

 

Humans are weird.