Okay, who's responsible for defacing my mech? Speak up.

Come on, Chief! This is the thanks we get for souping up your jalopy? You have no idea how difficult that was.

 

It looks like it's got something crammed up its butt.

It's a style, Chief. Everybody's putting those babies on their mechs. I didn't want you to feel left out.

 

It was a nice gesture, Skeemer, but it looks terrible.

Not only does it look terrible, but it sounds like a garbage truck. Now how am I going to cruise for honeys?

What are you talking about? That exhaust is a chick MAGNET!

Really?

Oh, yeah. Just the other day, I saw the previous owner attracting a crowd of babes with that muffler.

Previous owner? Hey! Did you steal this?!!

I am SO underappreciated.