Did you guys try out the new mech? It's pretty fun!

 

Bzzzzt-bzt-bzzzt!

I dunno, man. It's not all that fast. I was pretty disappointed with its performance. Maybe if he adds some bumpin' subwoofers and some tricked-out legs, we could take it cruising for chicks.

 

Bzt!

You see? Somebody's achin' for the bacon.

 

Saaay, that's a good idea, Skeemer. Maybe we could soup it up for him as a surprise.

Hey, yeah! That actually sounds like fun! I can't believe you suggested something that- that appeals to me. It's like we're becoming FRIENDS or something.

 

Really?! You mean it?! Wow, this is really a breakthough in our relationship, Skeemer. I really didn't think you could break away from your jackass persona. I'm proud of you!

 

Nevermind, I hate you again.

Hehe.

And stay away from the mech. I'll handle this. No wuss-bots allowed in the garage, capische?

...cheeseboy.